1. Pitbull's look best handing from a chandelier.
2. Global warming means we can all move further north.
3. Airport bathrooms are a lot more fun than we used to think.
4. Republican loved handies as much as the rest of us.
5. Restless crapping can be taken extremely out of context.
6. 1 tap for I need toilet paper
7. 2 taps for how about I jerk you off under the stall.
8. 3 taps for "Hi I'm a congressman from a conservative state. Would you care to place your member in my hand while I move it back and forth in the following motion?"
10. Every baseball player ever, especially Babe Ruth, has used steroids.
11. Barry Bonds actually injected his own ass and the home run ball with steroids.
12. I'll add more later...i'm bored...and tired...fuck you don't judge me.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
You may have noticed that That College Guy, took a brief hiatus. Approximately a 1.5 month hiatus. And I'm not telling you where I was...because its my fucking website and I don't have to explain myself to you. What are you my fucking mother? Love yah. Now back to the slightly offensive, never political correct, and often riot provoking humor...