Tuesday, September 18, 2007

50 Ways to Break-up with some Fucking Style

Paul Simon once wrote "there must be 50 ways to leave your lover." What you may not know is that Paul Simon was king of the kickass break up. Onetime he paid Ray Charles $1,000 to touch his girlfriend's face and tell her that she felt ugly. He also told Art Garfunkle that he was a no talent hack, and that he could go fuck himself until he learned how to play a damn instrument or write some damn music. That was before they discovered mushrooms.

With that said. I present volume #2 of "50 Ways to Break-up with some Fucking Style:"
Pay Tom Brady one million dollars to have sex with her. Pay Bill Belichick one million dollars to film it, then jump out of the closet and yell "Now that is what I call cheating! Zing!"

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